Stuff You Desperately Need: 5 Things.

Oh hey. I didn’t see you there.
Sike, I totally did see you there, I just wanted to appear nonchalant.
If you are still reading this, then allow me to first, say thanks, and then second, tell you that your loyalty is matched only by that of dying soldiers in the Civil War. Particularly those on the [...]

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Happy Monday After A Long Weekend! Lists – Stuff I Would Never Eat, Even If You Paid Me & Stuff I Really, Really Want To Eat.

I have some proper Stuffs waiting in the wings, but they’re not ready to be read just yet. However, you have all just returned from a long weekend, and I can’t leave you hanging, so here are 2 lists, just for you!
Well, you, and everyone else who reads this blog.
Stuff I Would Never Eat, Even [...]

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Side Stuff – Guest Blogs About Things I Really Regret That Could Possibly Also Get Me In Trouble.

Sometimes, you just need to get something off your chest. You need to say to a large group of people who you’ve never met, ‘Hey… I fucked up. I’m sorry.’ And then maybe make a sad face with a colon and a frownie bracket.
So that’s what I did: Weird Girls 2, my guest post over [...]

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Follow-up to #22 – The New Clue Is Like The Old Clue, But For Soft, Gay Babies.

They have revamped the board game Clue.
I am actually going to go ahead and ask, ‘Why?’. I was pretty sure Clue was the way Clue was because they were paying homage to while also lovingly mocking by-gone pulp fiction mystery novels and etc.
Well, but then again, I was the child whose parents bought her a [...]

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#27 – Michael Dukakis.

I was a really fucking weird child. I know, News You Couldn’t Already Guess. Before the 1988 presidential election (US), when I was 7 (pushing 8), I was so insanely pro Michael Dukakis, I spent HOURS telling my father he had to vote for him. I also drew pictures of George Bush, Sr. (then, just [...]

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Things EVERYONE Loves Thursday, #6.

It’s 743 in the morning.
In the morning.
I don’t know why I’m awake right now, but I hope it shows all of you how much I completely adore you. Not only is it too early in the morning, but I also stayed out late drinking and playing Rock Band at Pat O’Brien’s, and I actually [...]

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#26 – Not Having A Credit Card, Or, How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love Keeping My Money In A Mason Jar Under My Bed.

It’s Christmastime, 1999.
Wait, sorry, that sounds like the beginning of a horrible poem. I meant to say-
It was the season of Christ’s noble birth, in the year one thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine.
Don’t let anyone ever tell you this blog isn’t classy.
Anyway, I was 18. I worked at a video store (surprise!). I got the [...]

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#25 – Being Stranded On The Side Of A Major Highway Because My Greyhound Bus Broke Down.

It started the way all bus rides start- I was a blissful, pre-pass-out drunk, listening to sweet jamz on my ipod, and I didn’t want to fucking be there.
Oh, and I had to pee, but not enough to really make the experience (‘experience’) of using the bus’s bathroom worthwhile. Because there really isn’t anything to [...]

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EXCUSES, EXCUSES.

If you are reading this, you are reading this before I have a chance to post this week’s TELT. I left my charger at my friend’s house, so my computer will not be on in enough time for me to create something amazing. ASAP though, I swear,
In the meantime, here’s some mega-wtfry from my stats:
the [...]

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#24 – Never Answering Emails Ever.

One of you lovely readerfriends of mine made a specific request for a post. I am going to say two very important things right now, and even though only one of you made the request, you all need to listen up:

I do not take requests;
NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.

Write it on a [...]

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