Only *I* Could Possibly Like This Stuff

Wordpress.com attaches a randomly generated 'Possibly Related Posts' ad to the comments section of all my posts. These are links to those posts:

Possibly Related to TELT #5- Undefensible Positions. The blog's title is 'Bloody Fingers', but, unfortunately, it's not as interesting as it's title. It's some shit about computers. I think. I don't know. I didn't read past the first link because I realized it had nothing to do with buttsex.

Possibly Related to #17-

• Some shit about teaching? You know what they say, sweetheart, those who can't, teach.
• This picture is more interesting that the blog I found it on.
• a Christian couple who are, and this is randomly generated remember, ADOPTING AN ASIAN BABY INTERNATIONALLY. Seriously, white people, please stop stealing Asian babies. Just stop it.

Possibly Related to #16-

• This is unfortunate because Ladytron sucks.
• Oh great, Emerson professors have discovered blogging. Only they call it 'Creative Self-Examination', and they will only do it while they're on the can.
• So where on the doll did your stepfather touch you? Nowhere? Are you sure? Because, bitch, you fuckin' crazy.

1. how to force yourself to vomit. A: Stick your finger down your throat, and then wiggle it around. One may also use IPECAC, but I heard that's how Karen Carpenter died, so I don't suggest it.

2. can drinking from the toilet make you sick. I am not even sure I want to know why anyone would google this.

3. control puking drinking. This actually got 2 views... I wonder if they were both from the same person?

4. popemobile. Well, at least I know drinking isn't the only thing bringing people to this site. Sort of.

5. sistine chapel snake eating. Wow.... what?

6. fat woman puking. The best part is that you and I both know this person was looking for porn. Instead, they got this site.

Don't tell me god doesn't work in mysterious ways, because now... i have proof.

7. hot to make yourself sick. Perhaps this person was just looking for a blog riddled with typos. In which case, he found it!

8. irish fucking. In the United States, it's called 'soccer'.

9. freckles fat. I'm sorry, but I can't even conceive of what this is about.

10. are you gay if you finger yourself. Answer: Yes. Obviously.

wife,labia,red. a fine shopping list, if i do say so myself!

witty 60th birthday messages. aka, everything on this blog!

school girls being punished. The best way to punish a school girl is to have her read this blog out loud to all her friends. Think about it for next time, Sister Agnes.

porn with people that have freckels,
irish vagina. These are essentially the same.

i smell like strippers. I'm going to release my own fragrance line, and this will be my flagship scent. Also look out for i smell like a cheap, sawdust filled Brooklyn hipster bar, i smell like indian food and beer, i smell like coffee and cigarettes, i smell like ky jelly and incense, and lavender.

sin chapel. aka - my house.

Sorry, that joke was horrible, but I bhad to do it. You understand.

only i could possibly like this stuff. Well, what-- oh wait. Someone actually tried to find my blog. How sweet. I hope it wasn't just one of my friends.

gay leprechaun. okay, now I'm pretty sure you guys are fucking with me. PS - gay leprechaun is an oxymoron.