I am all but one of the following things:
- a girl
- the mother of 4 cats
- a fan of Edward Norton
- a drunk
- a filmmaker
- 26 years old
- Dead President William McKinley
If you think you know which of the above I am NOT, please send a self-addressed stamped envelope with your name, address, age, favourite colours, and shoe size to:
PO BOX 143
Albany, AK
19103
Once I receive your reply, I’ll either use it for fuel or as extra lining for my house, depending on how harsh the winter season is at time of receipt.
If you don’t ‘get’ this blog, check out these other WP blogs, in this order:
And, of course, a gmail account that is also the name of this blog: stuffonlyilike @ gmail.com.
Just in case you need to tell me something really important.
I hate cats but I think your site is an effing riot.
Check out http://www.yourgirlfriendisugly.com
Where did your effing links go, you effer?
oh shit.
HOLD PLEASE WHILE MY CRACK TEAM OF… PEOPLE FIX THIS ISSUE.