Oh hey. I didn’t see you there.
Sike, I totally did see you there, I just wanted to appear nonchalant.
If you are still reading this, then allow me to first, say thanks, and then second, tell you that your loyalty is matched only by that of dying soldiers in the Civil War. Particularly those on the Confederate Side (for obvious reasons).
And for that loyalty, you are being rewarded: there is something delightfully new that I’m doing, and this is your official invitation to enjoy it.

Because you are a busy person with lots of places to pretend to be while you lay in the dark, pull the covers completely over your head, and scream into a pillow to keep you from going all Patrick Bateman, you can subscribe very quickly here: http://atomicheart.org/list/?p=subscribe.
For those of you that are not that busy, here’s the details:
It’s a newsletter that I will send out once a week, and it will only contain 5 things I find interesting. They might be pictures, anecdotes, links, quotes… whatever. Only 5 things, once a week.
It will of course also be funny. Because that’s kind of my “thing”.
So if you’re down, click that link above, and we’ll all go home happy.
Well, except for you. There’s no amount of therapy that’s going to let you forget what happened to you that fateful day in 3rd grade, but, you know, you’ve come this far, it would be a shame to give up now.
Don’t you think?