I do not really have time to make this post, but I am just so angry with everything today, I need to let a little of it out because, if not, you know what’s going to happen?
What’s going to happen is I am going to walk into a Wendy’s with a large butcher knife, a sack of salmonella-filled tomatoes, and a needle and thread, and I am going to slit open my stomach, stuff my insides with rank, killer tomatoes, and then sew myself up, all the while screaming about how this world is a cesspool of idiots and liars, and that I am ashamed to exist as part of a species that has made progress an uncountable amount of times only to quickly and almost eagerly erase that progress with a bulldozer and some some nice whitewash.
I checked my iGoogle briefly, just to see if there was anything interesting. NPR’s All Things Considered had a story titled ‘The Pop Hit Of The Summer’. The story is about this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-jFKW4vrCw. I am even a little wary to include that link because it’s like sticking someone with an aids-infected needle, except it’s the super aids. You know, the aids-in-3-days aids everyone was talking about a few years ago. It’s a horrible virus that has been created by the government to rid the world of gay people, and I am pretty sure I don’t want any of you near it.
You’ve let me down, human race. You have let me down, and I don’t know how much longer I will be able to continue to live if this is how we’re going to be carrying on.
Well, misty.jpg… looks like I’ll be hanging out beneath your beautiful boughs and at the edge of your serene river a little sooner than planned.
You know, if you eat a bag of AIDS you probably won’t die. That juicy tidbit being said, I love your blog and your rage, it goes nicely with my bitterness.
Everything’ll be okay.
Don’t do it!
I need your hate-fuelled imagery to let me know I’m not alone out here!!
Thanks for putting me on your blogroll – it’s an honour!