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#21 – Mondays.

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Just kidding. No one likes Mondays.

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#20 – Losing.

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , , , , on June 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Sunday, 8PM. I am standing at the Pac-Man machine in Fontana’s, a bar on the LES. I am frantically typing credits into Final Cut, trying to push out a movie-baby. We came in late. 7 minutes late. Our film was 14 seconds over. Or a minute. I don’t know. Sweat is pouring down my back [...]

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#19 – GUEST SUBMISSION! Possibly Pete Wentz?

Posted in Uncategorized on June 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Here is the 2nd guest submission for today, from my imbff4l & brain twinkie E. She *lovingly* included links, so I am just posting this as is. If you need pics, just google ‘Douchebag’ or ‘Happy Trail’ and you’ll definitely get enough of the PW.
Coincidentally, because this post is about Pete Wentz, it is ALSO [...]

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#18 – GUEST SUBMISSION! Boring People.

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , , , , , on June 20, 2008 | 5 Comments »

An amazing surprise- I actually have TWO guest submissions. This is the first one, from John Barleycorn over at Look Back In Anger:
I’ll beat you to the punch—you were about to say, “But aren’t you boring yourself?” To which I’d respond by biting my trembling lower lip, choking, asking to be excused, and then [...]

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Things Everyone Loves, #5.

Posted in Uncategorized on June 19, 2008 | 3 Comments »

That sweater makes you look fat.
ON TO…
CRAP EVERYONE LOVES THURSDAY!

Crap (and things). I spent some time in some bohemian artist/hippies’ lofts today. Christ, can those anti-capitalism people pack it in! It was like wall-to-wall stuff. And everyone had a Mac. Nothing says materialism like a Mac, c’mon! They had bikes, TVs, jewelery, t-shirts, phonebooks, spice [...]

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FOLLOW-UP on #15: A Long, Hilarious List of Reasons to Hate Tila Tequila (and Her Alien Face).

Posted in Uncategorized on June 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Like anyone really needed a list, but:
Disgrasian has a Tila Tequila tag, and it is good.
Disgrasian is a great celeb/pop culture blog, especially if you’re like me and tired of yelling and throwing things at celeb/pop culture sites because they constantly cater to middle-class white college freshman that are bored during Intro To World Cultures [...]

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#17 – Being Fired.

Posted in Uncategorized on June 17, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Here’s how I know I’m going to be famous: I’ve had a variety of jobs that all sucked, and I have left them all with a wonderful and almost cinematic flourish. In some cases, that means I pulled a Scarface. But mostly it means I was fired.
If you’ve never been fired- I mean, really, horribly, [...]

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#16 – Not Being Touched.

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , , , , on June 17, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Every living thing enjoys touch. Dogs like to have their ears scratched, cats like to have their bellies rubbed, my uncle Henry likes to rub up against teenage girls on the subway, fish… okay, I guess not every living thing likes to be TOUCH touched, but I’m sure fish enjoy it when they like rub [...]

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#15 – Never Seeing Tila Tequila’s Alien Face Ever Again.

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , , on June 11, 2008 | 6 Comments »

Ages ago, I downloaded Tila Tequila’s album. I say ‘album’ because that’s what I was told it was previous to downloading it. I think it’s just a general word used to describe what I actually downloaded because they have not yet invented a word to explain the steaming pile of shit and the complete insult [...]

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