Things EVERYONE Loves Thursday #4.

I think I mentioned this, but I lost the master list of Stuff Only I Like, which means I also lost the master list of Things EVERYONE Loves. I think it’s so bizarre that I can’t come up with ideas for things everyone loves and stuff *I* like without a fucking list.
Never do Special K, [...]

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#14 – Racist Cartoons.

You’re sitting around with your white friends, drinking some low-grade, fancy microbrewed beer, and the Dead Baby jokes come out. Your friend- let’s call her, Jenny- comes out with a really good one. It’s gross plus perverted plus hilarious. And then your other friend- um, he can be called… Jeff- tells a joke. But it’s [...]

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THE RETURN! Things Only My Mother Likes & #13 – My Mother.

This was, most obviously, supposed to be a post for last week, when Mother’s Day was fast approaching. But then I ended up in New Orleans, covered in daiquri, banana foster pie, and possibly semen (not mine… I am pretty sure… kind of).
Luckily, this all still remains topical, as my mother’s 60th birthday is tomorrow.
Quick [...]

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#12 – Not Sleeping.

I am guessing you are the kind of person who enjoys hard AND soft drugs, and the stories you get to tell your whiny, puritan friends about all the things that have happened to you while impaired.
I’m guessing this just so that I don’t feel like I’m the only one (which is ironic, given the [...]

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