Things EVERYONE Loves Thursday, #3.

Just a few things before we proceed, unrelated to anything else:
You need to read this site at least once a day: What Would Tyler Durden Do? It is the greatest celeb gossip site ever.
… Actually, that’s just one thing. Maybe there were others last night when I was drunk and listening to that Macbook Air [...]

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#11 – Video Games That Have No Point Or Purpose, and Possibly Also, Shitty Graphics.

Let’s play a game. Let’s have everyone in the room divide up into groups based on what video game consoles they own.
Ready? Let’s play…. I’M JUDGING YOU BASED SOLELY ON CLASS BECAUSE I CAN’T AFFORD A PS3 DUE TO MY EXORBITANT STUDENT LOANS!
I’m still working on the title.
Okay, here we go: everyone who owns an [...]

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#10 – The Guy Downstairs’ Music.

Look, okay, let’s do this thing because I just got inspired, and that shit only happens once.
The guy who lives below me is an a-class asshole. Yes, I know; all your friends are always saying that’s what YOU are, but seriously, this guy really is.
Here’s proof, and it is unfuckingdeniable: he spent- and this is [...]

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#9 – Diabetes.

I have diabetes, and contrary to popular belief, it’s not the kind of diabetes one gets because one is fat.
People give diabetes a bad rap because, you know, you can lose a foot from it, and you’re not allowed to drink chocolate milkshakes or whatever.
Hey man, they didn’t invent synthetic insulin for nothin’. Seriously.
Diabetes is [...]

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#8 – The Header Image Of This Blog.

I didn’t want to use this theme, but I had to since I’m copying the other ‘Stuff’ blogs. They went and made special header images that go with their respective concepts, but I don’t have that kind of time.
The image invokes a certain fairytale wonder; a childhood spent reading English children’s story collections and eating [...]

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Things EVERYONE Loves Thursday, #2.

It’s that time again. You made it through Monday without killing the lady who breathes too loud, you made it through Tuesday without taking a shit on your boss’ desk, and you made it through Wednesday by drinking yourself into an impressive stupor and hitting on that hipster guy who kind of looks like Robert [...]

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#7 – Irish People.

I know, I know… all of you are Irish. That’s the exact thing that went through your mind when you read the subject line: ‘Hey! I’m Irish! This is going to be so good, and if it’s not, I can get offended!’.
Secret Time again, laddie- you’re not Irish. No matter how many ’study trips’ you [...]

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#6 – When My Friends Do Better Than Me.

It’s Thanksgiving. You’re in your hometown. You’re sitting at a large, thick wooden table, and your arm is that special kind of wet because it’s been sitting in a pool of warm Miller High Life for an hour. Across from you are your old high school friends: Matt, the funny one; Tamarin, the pretty one [...]

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Things EVERYONE Loves Thursday.

Gala over at galadarling.com does “Things I Love Thursday”, and she encourages others to do the same. Because this blog is solely about things I love, I thought maybe it would be interesting (& funny) to do “Things EVERYONE Loves Thursday”.
And just because I’m thorough, I googled “stuffeveryoneslikes” and its variants. Nothing came up, so [...]

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#5 – Being Fat.

I am about to blow open your whole world. I have a secret that I bet none of you will ever believe, but hear me out. Trust me on this, and, while it will upset the natural balance for you for quite awhile, eventually you’ll get over it, things will return to normal, and you [...]

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